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Agency-quality audits have a lot of zeros. Ours don't. One-time payments. No retainers. No surprises.

Hitchhiker
Don't panic. The answer is $42.
$42one-time
  • ✓Full site crawl — up to 1,000 pages
  • ✓80+ technical, on-page, content & schema checks
  • ✓Real Google Search Console + GA4 data
  • ✓CrUX field data + Lighthouse lab metrics
  • ✓Backlinks (Moz) + competitor matrix
  • ✓Professional PDF report
  • ✓Implementation tickets (Jira / GitHub-ready)
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Too Hot to Be True
Nice. Suspiciously nice.
$69one-time
  • ✓Everything in Standard Audit
  • ✓AI-ready implementation tickets (stack-aware)
  • ✓Ready-to-paste code blocks per ticket
  • ✓File paths matched to your tech stack
  • ✓Verify commands per ticket
Get the Pro Audit →
How High Can We Be?
Twelve audits. Yes, $420 is on purpose.
$420pack
  • ✓12 Pro audit credits — AI tickets included on each
  • ✓Use anytime within 12 months of purchase
  • ✓$35 effective per audit ($408 off retail)
  • ✓Track changes month-over-month
  • ✓Watch competitors, catch regressions
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One-time payments. No subscriptions. The SEO is dead serious. The pricing page just isn't.
Included in Every Audit

No stripped-down tiers.

Every paid audit includes the full analysis. The only difference between plans is the AI-ready tickets and how many credits you get for the price.

Full site crawl (up to 1,000 pages)
80+ technical and on-page checks
Real Google Search Console & GA4 data
Core Web Vitals — lab and real user data
Professional PDF report for stakeholders
GitHub Issues & Jira ticket export
AI Search readiness (ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews)
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